Tuesday 26 May 2015
Harbhajan Singh dances with Nita Ambani
Thursday 21 May 2015
Sunday 17 May 2015
Joke on Jayalalitha house comparing with Obama
JAYALALITA went to OBAMA house
JAYALALITA: Epdy Ivalo periya veedu kattuninga? ..
OBAMA: Anga thoorathula oru bridge theriyutha? ...
JAYALALITA: Ammam theriyuthu. ...
OBAMA: Atha kattum pothu adicha kaasula katinean
OBAMA went to JAYALALITA house
OBAMA: Ennoda veedu vida perusa irrukkae, Eppadi Ivalo periya veedu kattuninga? ...
JAYALALITA: Anga thoorathula oru bridge theriyutha?...
OBAMA: illayae !!!!
JAYALALITA: Anga bridge Katta vendiya kaasula katinean.
Goyala" Yaar kitta".....😂😂
JAYALALITA: Epdy Ivalo periya veedu kattuninga? ..
OBAMA: Anga thoorathula oru bridge theriyutha? ...
JAYALALITA: Ammam theriyuthu. ...
OBAMA: Atha kattum pothu adicha kaasula katinean
OBAMA went to JAYALALITA house
OBAMA: Ennoda veedu vida perusa irrukkae, Eppadi Ivalo periya veedu kattuninga? ...
JAYALALITA: Anga thoorathula oru bridge theriyutha?...
OBAMA: illayae !!!!
JAYALALITA: Anga bridge Katta vendiya kaasula katinean.
Goyala" Yaar kitta".....😂😂
Salman khan's hit and run case joke
Outside the court,
Salman's car was surrounded by media and not letting him go...
So he got into the driver's seat and everyone ran away...
😀😀😀😀😀
Salman's car was surrounded by media and not letting him go...
So he got into the driver's seat and everyone ran away...
😀😀😀😀😀
Wednesday 13 May 2015
Sunday 10 May 2015
Friday 8 May 2015
Notice on entry gate of an Apple Store in NY
Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows." 😂
And tit for tat from Microsoft :-
"Anyone visiting us is free to use Windows in case of need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
We have been providing open window system to the world since ages." 😝😂
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows." 😂
And tit for tat from Microsoft :-
"Anyone visiting us is free to use Windows in case of need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
We have been providing open window system to the world since ages." 😝😂
Why Indians are not served drinks in aeroplane.
Anybody reading this should know Tamil to understand the joke better
Why they hesitate to serve alcohol for Indians in-flight - In an Aeroplane, after a series of 4-5 🍻🍺 heavy drinks:
British 🇬🇧
: I will sleep now.
American 🇺🇸 : I want to work on internet.
German 🇩🇪 : I will watch movies now.
Chinese 🇨🇳 : I will listen to music now.
Indian 🇮🇳 : Navvurra, Naa otraen plane'a.!! ✈ 😝😂😂
Why they hesitate to serve alcohol for Indians in-flight - In an Aeroplane, after a series of 4-5 🍻🍺 heavy drinks:
British 🇬🇧
: I will sleep now.
American 🇺🇸 : I want to work on internet.
German 🇩🇪 : I will watch movies now.
Chinese 🇨🇳 : I will listen to music now.
Indian 🇮🇳 : Navvurra, Naa otraen plane'a.!! ✈ 😝😂😂
Wednesday 6 May 2015
Joke about wife checking husbands mobile number
> Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order
>
> New bird
> Neighbour bird
> Old bird
> Upstair bird
> Hospital bird
> Insurance bird
> College bird
> Super market bird
>
> Finally she checks her name. and it was saved as
>
> Angry bird" 😁😀😩😭
>
> New bird
> Neighbour bird
> Old bird
> Upstair bird
> Hospital bird
> Insurance bird
> College bird
> Super market bird
>
> Finally she checks her name. and it was saved as
>
> Angry bird" 😁😀😩😭
Tuesday 5 May 2015
The Frustated Indian Office Mahabharata
Dronacharya – The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.
Bhishma – The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)
Dhritarashtra – The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes
Gandhari – The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening
Yuddhisthira – The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying
Bheema – The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses
Arjuna – The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies
Nakul & Sahdev – The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals
Duryodhana – The Bully. Knows how to get work done, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.
Karna – The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.
Shakuni – The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun
Dhristadyumna – The One inning wonder. The one who performs an extraordinary feat, and then basks in the glory of it for the rest of his life.
Draupadi – The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice
Krishna – The Ultimate Boss (PM/CTO/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too
Bhishma – The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)
Dhritarashtra – The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes
Gandhari – The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening
Yuddhisthira – The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying
Bheema – The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses
Arjuna – The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies
Nakul & Sahdev – The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals
Duryodhana – The Bully. Knows how to get work done, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.
Karna – The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.
Shakuni – The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun
Dhristadyumna – The One inning wonder. The one who performs an extraordinary feat, and then basks in the glory of it for the rest of his life.
Draupadi – The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice
Krishna – The Ultimate Boss (PM/CTO/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too
Monday 4 May 2015
nice speech by Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe
Quoting from Asia Africa Conference 2015 Jakarta, nice speech by Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe: "Racism will never end as long as white cars are stil using black tyres. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted. Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table. But I don't care, so long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black ass, I'm fine!"
Friday 1 May 2015
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