Tuesday 25 August 2015

Top 10 school teacher dialogues

Only for those who enjoyed their school lifeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Top 10 Dialogs of teachers πŸ™πŸ™
πŸ‘‰ If you are not interested then you may leave the class.
πŸ‘‰ This class is worse than a fish market.
πŸ‘‰ Are you here to waste your parents money?
πŸ‘‰ Tell me when you all have finished talking.
πŸ‘‰ Why are u laughing? Come here n tell us we'll also laugh.
πŸ‘‰ Do you think teachers are fools to teach you?
πŸ‘‰ Don't try to act oversmart with me.
πŸ‘‰ Why do u come to school when you don't want to study.
πŸ‘‰ The previous batch was 100 times better than yours.
πŸ‘‰ If you want to talk then u may get out from the class.

And the best one
πŸ‘‰ You yes you... I am talking to you only, don't look back.. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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.muje pata h last line padh k tum log k mu pe smile jarur ayi hogi
Ye hum sab ka Bachpan tha πŸ˜πŸ˜†
Aur yeh last wali line pe jo hota tha na, uski shakal duniya ki sabse bholi shakal ho jaati thi....

Moto GP Desi Version

Himalayan Golden Peaks

Himalayan golden peaks occur only 10 min. A day. Photo of kedarnath temple taken yesterday by one of GeologistπŸ‘‡

Monday 24 August 2015

Joke about sensex falling 1625 points

Nifty Fut low today 7771... three 7s in it too (shemitah 7*7 effect)
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Jallianwala bagh massacre suna tha... Aaj dekh liya
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If you get call from any unknown number than don't pick up. It might be your broker.
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Buy liquor stock.... Today all bars will be fullπŸ˜„
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The biggest sale of Rakshabandhan on BSE NSE
Better deals than amazon, snapdeal and flipkart....
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High alert on all Indian internatinal airports...
koi bhi FII bhag ne na Paaye......
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#Sensexdrops -1625pts (-6%)