Thursday, 4 June 2015

How Indian politicians play with words

: Reporter:- PM sir; which fruit do you like?

Modi:- Apple

Reporter:- Breaking news---
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; Peru; etc.
Let's ask Congress their views on this.

Manish Tewari:- Modi like Apple means Red color.
This means he likes bloodshed
This means he does not want peace and harmony in the country

Ahmed Patel:- This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Nitish Kumar:- This attitude of Modi is what made us split from NDA

Rahul Gandhi:- Modi never says which chocolate he likes.
The Nation has the right to know this.

Sonia Gandhi:- People of India please ask from where
Modi is going to get the money to buy such an expensive fruit.

Geelani:- This is Modi's tactic to usurp Kashmir.
We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri:- Selecting an expensive fruit like Apple shows Modi is pro- capitalist

Kejriwal:- Traditionally Mango is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti tradition. This is against the interest of the aam aadmi.

Laloo Prasad:- Yeh Modiya to bimaar hai.
Apple khanae say theek nahi hoga

Foreign Media:- Modi's communal policies are hurting the secular fabric of India.


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